@Prospectus Brings Us The Night Before Christmas StockTwits Style!

• ppearlman
• December 24th, 2010

A Big Thanks to @Prospectus who hit the StockTwits Stream last night with his own very clever version of The Night Before Christmas!

Happy Holidays Everyone!

The Night Before Christmas StockTwits Style

The banksters were nestled all snug in their beds

While Visions of Bonuses Danced in their heads

And mama was in $NFLX and I bought the Gap

Waiting for the Dollar to take a dirt nap

When on CNBC there arose such a clatter

I got on the net to see what was the matter

When what to my wondering eyes should appear

But a new round of easing and a dove with a beard

He wore a smart suit, a hanky

I knew in a minute it must be the Bernake

A wink of his eye as he printed some bread

Soon gave me to know longs had nothing to dread

He spoke not a word but went straight to work

And slashed all the rates then turned with a jerk

And raising “the finger” high in the air

He gave all the shorts the thousand yard stare

Rated all AAA to the Fed gave a whistle

And away the bears flew like the down of a thistle

But I heard him exclaim ere I left the website

“Happy Christmas to StockTwits and to all a good night!”

-@Prospectus

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